Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Batches of Cookies & Skinny Jeans


 Well, I did it. On Sunday, while at the local outlets, I slipped into Ann Taylor Loft and while hidden behind the thick dressing room curtain... I slipped a pair of skinny jeans over my hips. Figured since I've been constantly pulling up my size 8 jeans, and since I tried on a pair of 6 bootcut and they fit well, I should try the size 6 skinny jeans. Of course these are “curvy” as I do still have quite the hips.

Size 6 were enormous.

Tried on the 4.

I could fit both hands down the front and there were these unsightly bags on my tush.

And then there were 2s.

And wow. I own a pair of size 2 jeans. Don't go too crazy saying, “OH MY GOD KATIE I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!” It's seriously a fluke. And if you want to feel good about yourself rush on our to the Loft and pick yourself up some curvy skinny jeans. I almost think the size 6 bootcuts are a little baggy in the lower belly... but generally I like some wiggle room in my jeans. I'm finding that with this tighter, smaller body I'm finding many more reasons to wear things that are a little more snug.
But gaining this pair of jeans makes me feel so good during a time that I've not been able to exercise much. I've finally gotten over this cold, but it snowed recently and for some reason the idea of running on untreated sidewalks doesn't really sound like fun to me, so I'm resorting to all indoor stuff. I feel chubby and out of shape after 2 weeks of laying around and I know it isn't the case. It's just a good motivator to have a pair of pants that leaves so little to the imagination. I can't screw this up.

What do I do next? Oh, I make cookies!

Of course, just like last year, these aren't for me, so I can't mow them down. And where last year I made my old, faithful recipes, I wanted to try something different this year. I made all of my Christmas-time cookies off of Pinterest. So these recipes I'm about to share are not my own and I'll link you to the original blog that they come from, but the pictures I post and my experiences are all mine.

First I made Triple Layer Fudgy Mint Oreo Brownies. I go back and forth on mint & chocolate. I hate Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies (maybe it's because I don't care for dark chocolate?). I like Andes Mints and York Peppermint Patties. And I like these brownies. Fabulous. The original blogger made their frosting and brownies from scratch, but we all know that my attention span can't handle homemade, so here's how I made them:

One 7-oz jar marshmallow fluff
1/8 tsp mint extract
green food coloring
1 batch of brownies, from mix
12 & 18 cool mint Oreos
¾ c white chocolate chips, melted
1 container vanilla store-bought frosting

Preheat the oven according to the brownie box. In a medium bowl, stir together the marshmallow fluff, mint extract and 4 drops of food coloring.

Prepare the brownie mix and stir in 12 hand-crumbled Oreo cookies. This is always interesting because the frosting sort of makes them squishy. Do the best you can. I had a super helper through all of this and she was a pretty good crumbler. Once your cookies are mixed in, spread the batter into a prepared pan.

Drop ½ cup of the marshmallow mint mixture onto the batter and swirl it through the mix. Bake this for 23 to 30 minutes. Take notice of how your oven does and what the box of mix says. Cool completely.

While cooling, combine frosting, the reserved mint marshmallow mixture and the melted white chocolate chips. Stir in 4 more drops of green food coloring. Spread this mixture over the cooled brownies.

Sprinkle with 18 hand-crumbled Oreo cookies and slightly press into the frosting layer. Allow top layer to fully set before slicing.

Mine were pretty hard to separate... but wow were they tasty. I wrapped each one separately in plastic wrap to put them into goodie bags for my coworkers. I've had one person report back that they're good. Hopefully that'll be the consensus.

Next up I made two very easy cookie recipes, a Nutella Cookie and a Rolo Cookie.

For the Rolo Cookie, all you need is 1 package of Devil's Food Cake mix, 1 pkg of Rolos, 2 eggs and 1/3 c vegetable oil.

My Oreo-crumbling happy helper opened up the Rolo wrappers for me while I mixed together the cake mix, the eggs and the oil. You take a small bit of this batter in your hand and form it around the Rolo. It's hard not to get too much, you really don't need much. Once you have them wrapped, place them on a prepared cookie sheet (parchment paper is my preparation of choice) and bake for 7-8 minutes at 350 degrees.

They won't change too much. It just cooks the outside and melts the inside. Be careful of the hot, molten caramel when you bit into a fresh one.

The Nutella cookies were even easier. I bought store brand Hazelnut Spread because I'm cheap. All you need is a cup of that, a cup of flour and one egg. The original recipe calls for sugar, but you can leave that out.  Mix ingredients together well, roll it in little balls, schmoooosh the balls with the bottom of a glass and bake for 7-8 minutes at 350 degrees.

The last cookie recipe I'll share have gone over rather well... to me they're not terribly sweet but they have a fabulous texture. I halved the batch of frosting, so I'll share my calculations with you. These are Root Beer Float Cookies.

Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup butter, softened
2 cups packed brown sugar
2 eggs
1 cup buttermilk
1 tsp root beer concentrate (or extract, it's found in the store with the extracts)
4 cups of flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt

Frosting Ingredients:

2 cups powdered sugar
6 tbsp butter, super soft (you can also use shortening or lard, whatever you're into)
¼ cup milk
1 tsp root beer concentrate

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

In a mixing bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well as you add each. Beat in buttermilk and root beer extract. In a separate bowl, combine remaining dry ingredients. Whisk together then gradually incorporate into the wet mixture.

Drop by tablespoonfuls onto prepared baking sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes or until lightly browned (I baked mine for 9-10 minutes). Remove to wire racks to cool.

To make frosting, whip butter and extract together. Gradually alternate adding powdered sugar and milk. If you want a different consistency, try adding a bit more of either of these ingredients. Frost the cooled cookies. Let the frosting set before you put them in a container.

I've had a number of these root beer cookies. They're soft and have a great texture. I actually had 3 of them today alone. Definitely recommend these.

I don't know how I survived or how I ate new things before the invention of Pinterest.

I have another batch of cookies I want to make before Christmas. Looking forward to having the time off from work to spend with some people I love. Can't see everyone I love this year, but should be a good holiday. Hopefully I'll get in some quality workout time in.

Make all of these cookies with caution. I don't want to be responsible for someone's caloric kamikaze.

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